Why is the top news item that Prince William has split up with his girlfriend?
I don’t care. There’s far more of importance going on in the world.
The irony - its thought to be partly due to the intrusion into their lives… uhuh… and all this deep analysis is what?
Get a grip. Lets hear in depth analysis of actual news which has some importance in the world outside of little media obsession. Radio 4 can leave the gossip to other stations.
